Best Golden Globe Tweets

by B Condon 8:55 PM

In descending order (because twitter operates like that), some of the epic moments through twitter tonight on both my personal twitter, retweets, and the voguegasm feed. If you have twitter, you should probably add my feed for the Oscars because since Dujardin and The Artist won, I'll have plenty to say.

@voguegasm 

watching Matt Leblanc verbally sliding the panties off of Giuliana Rancic. Good Lord, get a room.

@julieklausner 

Tilda Swinton is exactly like you & me, only instead of eating food, she takes dainty sips of honeysuckle nectar with her vaginer for energy

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@voguegasm

I think Sofia just propositioned Selma. OK, I think I just got another female boner.

@MoRocca

Before the end of the night Angelina Jolie will adopt Peter Dinklage

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@brideylee 

I'm dancing so hard to this Morgan Freeman thing right now.

@Gavin_McInnes 

The fact that the Golden Globes is on at the same time as Downton Abbey is racist to both women and gays.

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@fortunefunny 

Uh, I'm not gonna lie, Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy just gave me a boner. #adorable

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@voguegasm 

i love to take a bath in a casket... I think I just got a female boner. Morgan Feeman.

@bust_magazine 

can we give helen mirren an award tonite just for being the best at everything?

@voguegasm 

Reese Witherspoon playing the role of Jessica Rabbit #GoldenGlobes

@voguegasm 

starting to think Paul Giamatti's eyebrows are Muppets... maybe they sing mah-nah mah-nah #goldenglobes

@voguegasm

Golden Globes is basically like a celebrity bar but instead of karaoke they're given awards.

@Nostalgick1 

Go, Chris Plummer! Now sing Edelweiss!

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@helloross 

O.M.G. RT @MissKellyO Mark Wahlberg just blew kisses at me & @helloross Ross is having a panic attack #eredcarpet lockerz.com/s/174887772

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