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5:48 PM
Headlining Katharine McPhee in
“Everyone’s Pulling a Marilyn” over Megan Hilty!
Reminding me that 23 % of women of my
age group are shallow in doctoring their personal photos to “look better.”
(Retouching: How Much is Too Much?)
Many girls, like myself, have to be
careful with our prints and have to actually try on a dress to make sure before
deciding what printed dress is best on us because we don’t have a standard body
size. (it’s called trial and error, not
let’s read a magazine to decide) (Spring Fashion/Shop the Trends)
Not devoting a larger article to Max
Greenfield (Schmidt from “New Girl”)
Many of the trend fashions (Bright
pants/skirts, shorts, heels, ) may not actually work on all body types and
there should be an explicit warning or exceptions written.
Categorizing body type in only 3
sizes! (We are all women here, we know
this is so true -- oh wait, fashion was originally conceived by men? Oh never
mind then *eyeroll*)
Not including Essie’s “Calicos and
Turquoise” polish in “OMG… Green Nails!”
The bottomline of listening to Fun.’s
new album “Listen now and you’ll be able to say you knew them when.” (Uuuuhhh, you do know that Some Nights is
their sophomore album, right?)
Holding an anti-food torch with
shallow journalism, i.e. “Avocado: the healthy fat - It keeps you feeling full.
A good thing!”(I thought women were
finally undergoing a new attitude on health… Glamour must still be in the
skinny-at-all-costs agenda... then two or three pages later posing the question
“Can you be fat and healthy?”)
So it’s supposed to make me feel
better about my own health that celebrities admit exercise suck?
Most Inconsistent Article of the
Month Award goes to “Are You the Star of Your Life?” (Because I’m supposed to be both a diva but to “up our wattage a
little, or a lot.” So which is it? We spend more than enough time balancing so
many abstractions as women, Glamour, cut us a damn break!)
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