87th Academy Awards Round-Up VSpot (And the 300th Post!)

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All the "N.P.H."

Pretty much all of this. All. Of. This.

" "American Sniper" alone is responsible for over $300 million of that. So congratulations to them. To put that in perspective, everyone on this side of the theater  is the 7 other nominees and American Sniper is Oprah."

"Tonight on this stage we have come together to celebrate and hopefully fall in love with moving pictures all over again. OK, maybe not "Smurfs 2.""

"An actor [Channing Tatum] who is as appealing playing a male stripper as he is playing a wrestler in a onesie. He's the real deal, pants down. Hands down. Did I say pants? I meant pants. "

[on Dana Perry's pom pom dress] 
"I like that dress, it takes a lot of balls to wear a dress like that."

[After coming on stage in his underwear via "Birdman"]
"After that last entrance, I am a changed man"

"In "A Million and One Ways How to Die in the West," I pooped in a hat."

"Benedict Cumberbatch is not only the best name in show business, it's also the response when you ask John Travolta to pronounce Ben Affleck."

"The original title for "Gone Girl" was "Bitches Be Trippin', Yo!"

The Best Moments


"To every woman who gave birth, to every citizen and taxpayer, it’s our time to have wage equality once and for all and equal rights for women of the United States of America!" - Patricia Arquette

and Meryl's response....

[Describing five actresses in Best Supporting Role as four actresses and...] "In accordance to California state law, Meryl Streep" - Jared Leto




[on "Birdman" director, Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu] 
"Who gave this son of a bitch a green card?" - Sean Penn

The Best Wins

Best Supporting Actor: 
J.K Simmons (Whiplash)

Best Foreign Language Film: 
Ida [Poland]

Best Supporting Actress: 
Patricia Arquette (Boyhood)

Best Actor in a Leading Role: 
Eddie Redmayne (Theory of Everything)

Best Actress in a Leading Role: 
Julianne Moore (Still Alice)

The Best Tweets


After that Sound of Music/Julie Andrews moment, I think I need to go lie down. in the fetal position.

If Jared Leto doesn't walk away from this Oscars with a Garnier Fructis commercial then life has failed him.

 B. retweeted
 · 1 hour ago
Um... is Completely Unarguably Nailing it. Sorry. I know I supposed to be snarky, But that's what's happening

Julie Andrews: the only human being that can nail the correct pronunciation of Budapest.

. has a switch on the small of his neck. It goes to "Likable" or "More Likable."

Idris is so goddamned handsome. Did I just Tweet that? I dunno. Fuck you. Shut up.

 · 4 hours ago
When a director/producer just needs someone 2 shake their head sarcastically 2 the camera, do they immediately think Questlove?

I love that all of Hollywood laughed when Patricia Arquette mentioned taxes.

Those two empty seats next to Leto are for me and our shared-custody cat, Noodles.

Maybe the doormen have some off stage water bottles to take care of their business during commercial breaks?

Chloe Grace Moretz has on a dress with pockets. That's how millennials roll.

The would have crushed that opening number

 B. retweeted
 · 2 hours ago
Where's the Oscar for John Travoltas wig?
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