Raindrops - Regina Spektor


Tea Party - Kerli

 
Lean - Oh Land

(PS: Thanks Karie, I'm hooked!)

Womanizer (Britney Spears Cover) - Lilly Allen


From the New EP "Katla" just out...
I Eat Boys Like You for Breakfast - Ida Maria


 Shiny Monster - Gram Rabbit


Straight from the Target commercial...
Hey Na Na - Kate Herzig


When Life Gives me Lemons I Make Lemonade - The Boy Least Likely To

After a good long hiatus, that only means more criteria for the list that makes my vogue quiver. That makes no sense, but who is 100 % literate at midnight?

... An English major who has been drinking...





I cannot explain the magical intertwining of Josh Groban being his typical geeky self through an otherwise typical female singer-songwriter song, otherwise known as "Uncharted" by Sara Bareilles  Also featured in the music video is Ben Folds (isn't that odd considering Josh was also in Ben Folds's and Regina Spektor's music video of "You Don't Know Me?"), Tegan and Sara, Vanessa Carlton, and Ingrid Michaelson amongst others. But Josh Groban takes the spotlight. (3/1)

"All I ever wanted was to be a gay band." - Katie Stelmanis says in the interview for AfterEllen.com. Naturally, the website has a bias towards a "gay culture," making sense where sex with the same gender ends and a wider sense of art begins but Lindsay Byrnes points out right away what Stelmanis attempts to make sense of is confusing. 
" I'd like to say being a "gay band" means being gay and being in a band, but most of my band mates are gay and we've never really had that classification. I'm not sure if it’s based on the type of music we make or the community we come from, but I've always wondered why we seem to be exempt from the label. It probably has to do with the fact there are a lot of stereotypes of what a gay band — particularly lesbian-identified band — should sound like, and we don't really fit in with those stereotypes, which is confusing....
 ...It’s confusing because I have always been careful to separate my sexuality from my music and have always made it clear in interviews that they are two very different things. I am a musician first, and a lesbian second. But I think in doing this I've sort of discredited the fact that being gay is a huge part of who I am and definitely effects the music I make. I'd like to be recognized as someone who makes interesting, experimental music and also identifies as queer, especially because I really believe there needs to be a wider variety of queer representation in music."
OK, Katie my beautiful opera-trained beauty, explain this to me: our attempts at describing where art and sexuality begins and ends is so contradicting and inconsistent in the very art of merely explaining it? Is this just a state of knowing and that in the frustration of keeping "gay" or "lesbian" or that generic rainbow as a noun and not an adjective or an adverb to describe something? If I may quote two Jeanette Winterson back in 1996 which has foreshadowed gay cultural doom. 
"Lesbians and gays do need their own culture, as any subgroup does, including the sub-group of heterosexuality but the problems start when we assume that the fact of our queerness bestows on us special powers.” 

“It would be a pity of lesbians and gay men retreated into the same kind of cultural separatism. We learn early how to live in two worlds, our own and that of the dominant model, why not learn how to live in multiple worlds?”
It is bad enough knowing that you adored opera but chose not to do it for the sake of being discriminated against. I think that would be more courageous to actually do. From repression, no matter the level of pressure, comes creation and good things as long as you keep working at it. I love you and your music still, K, but that makes me sad that you're not doing opera. I've always wanted to experience a woman who can high octave NOT in the bedroom. (3/7)

Blogs To Live By: THANK BLOG FOR YOU!

  • Although from my last opinion on same gendered separatist societies, what is the BEST out of that mindset, comes  Unicorn Booty blog created by Kevin Farrell and Nick Vivion in the attempts of making a GLBT blog complete with pop culture (which I tune in for), featuring hate crimes and REAL news stories concerning the world, and my personal favorite: their ardent love for The Onion.
  • s.e. Smith has been one of my favorite bloggers from Bitch Magazine's blog, and she has officially gained my undying love by sheer serendipity-doo-da  of my girlfriend sending me Get Your Antifemininity Out of My Feminism which has become my personal feminine creed because IT IS SO TRUE! So she has a blog and I have been charging the Glee archives like a horny Trojan male soldier during battle. Love this this ain't living.

"Hey it's Mikala and my best gay friend Ty-ler."

Mikala Bierma is comedic gold with the sort of chatty over-gossiping satirical version of a "fag hag." Or is it her Disappointing Gay Friend Tyler Coates whose Bea Arthur-induced timing and wit under a minute can make me pee my pants laughing. This should be a TV show ... but then that was called Will and Grace back when.

Epic French Music Video 2 Videos in 1: Gaga, keep your hands off this.

I have adored Yelle's version of Robyn's "Who's that Girl" for the past year. And now she's out with new music and it seems like Gaga in a bubblegum underworld. Safari Disco Club album is out March 14th. 



Blair...

...has been capturing my heart harder than ever... besides the fact I could own her Die Young album used for .99 cents on amazon. Her song "Hearts" has tickled the airwaves on that Nikki Blonsky show about a fat-camp last summer and she has fallen into the deep hipster underworld of awesomeness. She belongs there after this interview of some Eddie Vedder-lovin'.



Pimping a local band!

There is no online documentation of Techno Lincoln and the Technicolor Union, which is a shame, because I hung out with these Goth Mad-Hatter dressed guys and female violinist (who could rival Emilie Autumn) who must've been listened to "Bittersweet Symphony" too much back in the 90s for about three hours during the Iowa City Gallery Walk while I was getting high off of bad boxed wine while talking to the artist my venue was featuring, Jack'son Timothy. That is why I drink red and the band was hitting the wine hard. 

But here is a two-part concert on PAtv at the ultimate hipster venue PS1 (Public Space One) that fully makes up for the lack of knowing their names or their mission statement. I love these people!


Maybe it's the youth gardens of Sweden or the Scandinavian stereotype of being quiet and shy so the music comes from that one special place where they can truly be themselves - well - either way, Scandinavians are amazing at their musical craft, probably even better than Americans. I swear by a good handful of Scandinavian songstresses, be it Swedish, or (where a fourth of my heritage comes from) Norway, or even Denmark.

ANNIE


What can I possibly say about Ms. Strand? Six words: I love her! I love her! Going by her first name, Annie has rocked music blogs since 2005 with her debut "Anniemal" hooking together indie and intellectual lyrics with candified electronic hooks. Five years later, she still does not disappoint after the release of a single, "I Know UR Girlfriend Hates Me" then a much anticipated album just last year that shows off she's more than just another Kylie Minogue of electropop music. Songs such as "Take You Home" and "Marie Cherie" shows off her impeccable ability to create an atmospheric ambiance that lies somewhere between electro and your typical Yanni album. Have I mentioned she's the nicest woman I have ever spoken with? Add her, if you have her on the Little Bluebird named Twitter, you'll fall in love with her as much as I have.



CallMeKat

CallMeKat is something soothing and ethereal, so it seems only proper to call her Goddess or simply Katerine Ottosen. Colliding blues with lo-fi, you're never too sure if Katerine is either depressed or simply one of those happy shades of melancholy (it exists!) in her lyrics but one of my favorites, "Bug in a Web" shows off a sort of sadness and yearning. "Don't go, just stay, I put my rusty mind away..." it gets stuck in my head so often. Anyone who can make a perfect interpretation out of Britney Spears's "Toxic" immediately touches my v-spot.


The Raveonettes

There really is no introduction I can give for Sune Rose Wagner and fashion goddess Sharin Foo. Intelligent and catchy lyrics somewhere underneath one part electronic music of a layer underneath five layers of pure synth noise under another layer of rock music. It is pure perfection and yet, not for everyone, at least their noisy masterpieces such as "Aly Walk With Me," "Noisy Summer," and from the most recent album "Break Up Girls." Keep your eyes peeled for an upcoming album comprised mostly of B sides otherwise classics in the making. Other classics include "Suicide" and "Bang!"



Kate Havnevik

How to describe Kate in a nutshell would be to explain to any Grey's Anatomy fan, "You've heard her in like every episode last season." Which is so true, about eight songs exactly. Soft and dreamy with a few synths intricately injected in between the line, Kate could easily be musically Frou Frou's little sister with a piano singing her diary. Look for Kate's latest, "You" to come out sometime this year.



Robyn

I could not keep the duchess of S-Pop off of my list, it would be unimaginable to not see Robyn either in her rapping "Konichiwa Bitches" or her latest electronic LP experiments of last year that have accumulated into "Body Talk" shows off the best of her rapping skills ("Fembot" and another collaboration with Snoop Dogg on "You Should Know Better") and lyrics. Number one example? "You know when in Rome I sat down with the Romans said "We need a black pope and she better be a woman" There'll be no more celibacy even the Vatican knows not to fuck with me." But nothing is more majestic from the hit maker than her Grammy-nominated "Dancing on My Own" which has made awkward dancing look cool. But here is her latest single, "Hang With Me" upon the millions of perfect melodies this Swedish Songstress has to offer.



Katzenjammer

From pure amazing pop candy to something that belongs in an awesome underworld of bluegrassy circus music that would come out of Tim Burton if he was a musician is the crazy imaginative minds of the foursome Katzenjammer (replace the j with a y when you say it out loud). Taking their name unashamedly from a German cartoon these Norwegian ladies, Turid Jørgensen, Solveig Heilo, Marianne Sveen and Anne Marit Bergheim, primarily call themselves a folk band with their bigger hit on the other side of the Atlantic, "A Bar in Amsterdam" but it is songs such as "Demon Kitty Rag," "Le Pop," and "On The Devil's Back (Hey Ho)" they have many influences and like a good German expressionist film, they can be interpreted in a number of ways. Check out the cat guitar.




Those Dancing Days

Getting more and more popular nowadays, coming into their own sound that has become something like the female Artic Monkeys instead of their debut twee-inspired "In Our Space Hero Suits," Lisa Pyk, Rebecka Rolfart, Mimmi Evrell, Cissi Efraimsson with their lead vocalist (and the woman of my dreams) Linnea Jönsson are taking over and forcing you to like it in a dominatrix kind of way. Ahem. Anyway, their newest album "Daydreams and Nightmares" came out and even in the alternative rock, Linnea's sweet as honey voice still has never sounded better, especially in the current single on rotation, "Fuckarias."



Margaret Berger

Margaret is truly an enigma, not winning Norge Idol coming in second but gaining a whole GLBT following with her empowering songs such as "Samantha" and "Still." It's perfect pop music that America will never hear, it's another S-Pop woman singing about robots in "Robot Song" and perky Abba-hooky "Will You Remember Me Tomorrow?" Her second and most recent album, 2006's"Pretty Scary Fairy" had catapulted her into a new sound from 2004's "Chameleon" with a sharper electronic sound that could almost rival Annie. But let's not get ahead of herself.



Edit: Did more digging on Margaret and she recently put a new single, "In a Box"



Find Margaret Berger on Facebook

Other notables?
Frida Sundemo "Towers"
Maria Mena "You're the Only One"
Marit Bergman "No Party"
Marit Larsen "If A Song Could Get Me You"
Bertine Zetiltz "Girl Like You"
So every Monday night I'll be showing off at least under 10 things that are making me happy or a voguegastistic bitch the past week in pop culture, facebookland, twitterland, or random irreverent things here in Iowa City.

LA Times on 30 Rock Episode


NBC is slowly getting me back onto their Thursday nights, and Thank God! I've been wanting to for quite awhile noticing the humor has changed from Will and Grace slapstick to the smart low-key situational comedy. Liz Lemon is reputedly a voice for women, as Tina Fey's writing is sharp and witty, but according to the LA Times Blog, this past Thursday was no other but another example how pop culture struggles to find us a situational middle ground - on feminism.

After ragging on Joanofsnark.com, Lemon has decided to do the "feminist thing" in bringing a writer, Abby Flynn, to work at TGS. Big mistake as she, at first glance, was a male-happy fetishist complete with pony tails, revealing clothing, and babytalking lesbian orgies and sexual innuendo. Until Flynn is outed as a disguised woman on the run from her homicidal boyfriend, duping Lemon into her usual "put foot in mouth" style - LA Times were quick to place "Are the Liz Lemons of the world motivated by righteous feminist indignation, or by their own gnawing insecurity?" This is common with Glee as well, if you give a theme too much power, it will look pro- and like an After-School special but if you do too little with the theme, it looks like people don't care. But while Glee is off worrying about a special middle ground in caring what things should sound like, I think 30 Rock did one thing right last week - it's all about balancing on a very teetering subject while still showing well written dialogue.


Oscars

Well, 8 out of 15 nominations is pretty standard on my ballot card. Black Swan didn't get a single piece of recognition other than the amazing acting that was Natalie Portman (notice that her video clip was when she was telling her mother the news she got the White Swan part; how meticulous acting, happiness, relief, excitement, nervousness! All in one moment! That is acting, Christian Bale.) The King's Speech swept the Oscars, Inception most of the aesthetic awards, and Melissa Leo and Christian Bale rep'ed The Fighter. Best moments included Kirk Douglas being a dirty cheeky old man (I don't care what anyone says, I support old people getting their freak on, I just don't want to see it), James Franco dressed as Marilyn Monroe from "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" and Anne Hathaway showing off every reason why I wish I could play her girlfriend on Glee. Thank you, Anne, for being the unstoned one.


Annie is featured on Designer Drugs "Crazy For You"

This needs no introduction because Annie is awesome, I did not even question her awesomeness that when she tweeted me back about Norwegian brown cheese. I don't care! I love this woman.



Cats Quote Charlie Sheen

Ripped from the radio's "The Alex Jones Show," from the most appalling words from the famous party-man (somehow party-boy is a better phrase for how he acts) otherwise known as Charlie Sheen, this isn't your standard LOLcats.



Best Twitter last Week

jracineui This just in: Future #MiddleEast protests will be blamed on Lady Gaga's new music video for #BornThisWay

Lady Gaga's new Music Video



I question myself in embedding the video, but I suppose for elaboration purposes, here is the newest from Ms. Germanotta (oh yes, I went there!) where the creative 80s inspired art direction in my concern is actually... dare I say... good? It's creative, and maybe I harbor a little resentment towards the first three minutes of the slight original score of Metropolis, but I suppose that only shows that Gaga as a film/media student further. I can accept that - looking strictly as the video. The song is a whole other story (or rather article) based on cultural and humanistic leniency and NOT about the gayness.
As I have written multiple times before, and this should be made into a t-shirt, "Lady Gaga does NOT speak for me."


Stream "Wounded Rhymes" Lykke Li


But let's end on one of the best things that happened to me - or rather Li's fan club - is a full streamed preview of her album, Wounded Rhymes on stereogum.com. You can find the album everywhere as of TOMORROW! Spotlighted songs include "Get Some," "Sadness is a Blessing," and "I Follow Rivers."

Get excited and get some!
The Academy Awards is my Superbowl without commercials, a full 24 hours of coverage covering pre-preshow, pre-show, red carpet, the awards themselves, and then the after parties. It seems a silly self indulgent thing for a person to be involved in - but when it comes to the Hollywood politics, they are in all pretty predictable, but there's always a few surprises. These are the surprises I'm hoping for.

BEST PICTURE:

Black Swan


So I'm biased, I have only seen this in theaters and Inception out of all of the nominations. But this movie had "B-Approved" written all over it. What advantages that Black Swan have outside of a postmodern technological pro-consumeristic film such as The Social Network that will probably unfortunately win, is the fact that Black Swan is one of the FIRST art films nominated since... well ever as far as my knowledge goes. So why not start now? Black Swan's themes of duality, true self and mental psychoses is probably just as modern as Inception and The Social Network. This is creative without being based out of concept, which is common trend lately in the making of films, there is something this movie has that the others don't. CREATIVITY. UNIQUENESS. Who could come up with another movie like this? All the other films in this category has at least one other movie you can relate it to. That's what Black Swan doesn't have, and thank God!

ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE


Colin Firth has been an overlooked asset for as long as I can remember by the Academy, nominated for A Single Man last year and multiple other nominations but none was enough for the Academy Panel. As of this year, he fits the standard. The panel loves an actor who can either be angry and deep or a historical figure and if you're lucky, you can get both in one person. Firth as the stuttering King George VI who needs some speech help, the role itself seems rather monotonous but for the actor himself, it's about damned time.












ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

There's another standard that is predominate amongst the Academy panelists and that does not count Ernest Borgnine's disgust over Brokeback Mountain. Veteran actors are encouraged to win, especially if they are eccentrics. While Lionel Logue maybe more on the British eccentric side, I would rather Geoffrey Rush win than Christian Bale, although it's highly speculative.

ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE

Again, I may be biased - but who else looks more lovely under Aronofsky's heavily textured grainy filters of intentional or unintentional 75 millimeter? Natalie Portman's performance by critics has been name-called to stiff to uninspiring and merely a victim to an overproduced movie. But that is the point, whether we look at the movie as a modern day answer to magical realism or a satire, Portman's performance as Nina a victim to the tight fasciousness of her mother and her dance instructor. Or the performance of what it truly means to be a method actor, Portman's ability to show that magical realistic characters is possible - despite the possibility of the Academy's attempts of being consistently politically correct of possibly award the Best Actress to Annette Bening for the Kids are Alright. So the real question is, can fantasy/magical realism possibly outweigh PC reality?

Actress in a Supporting Role


One of the most unenthusiastic nominated category in years, but many people are actually excited to see the golden man wedged between Melissa Leo's gigantic breasts. No, thank you! While we have had enough darkness to this year's predictions from a deranged ballerina, a stuttering King and an neurotic speech instructor, last thing I want is a rough-and-tough mother of two wrestlers. We have had enough of female power, at least unless it comes in the form of a sixteen year old with more balls than her male counterparts. Hailee Steinfield as an orphaned adolescent in the West, hoping to find her father balances biting comments that are not so Academy approved and the classic toughness of Old West ladies in a youthful presence. But, for this category, it's only anyone's guess at this point.

Best Director

Hands down, again all bias aside, Aronofsky has an ability to completely suck you in with the tiny elements of his craft. His time line up until now has attempted to make Mickey Rourke cool once more with an Oscar in "The Wrestler" and a 90s staple out of "Requiem for a Dream." What Aronofsky has that The Social Network's David Fincher doesn't have is the uncanny ability to be so attentive to tiny detail and not presenting a true-to-life consumerist rags to riches story. You would think in a time where movies are becoming less creative, Aronofsky's attempts at bringing high art into film would be commendable. So I beg you Academy, let the right man win.

Aesthetics Awards
Art Direction - Alice in Wonderland
Cinematography - Black Swan
Costume Design - the King's Speech
Film Editing - Black Swan
Sound Editing - Inception
Sound Mixing - Inception
(I am VERY disappointed that Black Swan was not nominated for any sound categories)
Visual Effects - Inception
Writing (Adapted Screenplay) - True Grit
Writing (Original Screenplay) - Inception

So every Monday night I'll be showing off at least under 10 things that are making me happy or a voguegastistic bitch the past week in pop culture, facebookland, twitterland, or random irreverent things here in Iowa City.
Why should you read me?
Sheer insanity, maybe.

1. LIZ LOVELY COOKIES


Here in Iowa City, the Bread Garden Market is the ultimate addiction for any foodie and for a rookie-rated foodie like me, even though I know the soup bar on a daily basis, I have been going in the last few times for the latest merch. And not just the newly prepared meals which are a plus (anyway to get cheap but good sushi) but a brand new brand of junk food. Sorry, Liz Lovely cookies like to be called "real food with real ingredients" but oddly with no lower calories which is a must in my mission to lose those last ten pounds. Regardless the half cookie for 180 to 210 calories, this is probably more of a recommended indulgence in all its organic and/or vegan glory. I passed little pieces to friends at the weekly Writer's Hangout on Friday and without asking what it was, they thoroughly enjoyed The Peanut Butter Classic cookie and LOVED it without ever knowing the vegan quality until I told them. That is a clear indication that these cookies will be trending in Iowa City soon.

Not only at the Bread Garden, the company has their own stores and even an online store HERE.

2. HELP NATHAN BUY FIREFLY CAMPAIGN

When interviewed for Entertainment Weekly on February 17th, 2011 primarily for his stint as Richard Castle, Nathan Fillion suddenly was feeling nostalgic for the beloved Firefly which prompted, whether in sarcasm or truth, Fillion quipped back with, "If I got $300 million from the California Lottery, the first thing I would do is buy the rights to Firefly, make it on my own, and distribute it on the Internet." That was enough for one amazing facebooker to start the campaign with a website and a facebook group. While the question is still up in the air of how much it really would cost to get Firefly away from the evil empire that is Fox, so far the facebook page has 17,109 hits and enough people with dollars burning in their pockets ready to donate for the greatest miracle in hipster heaven to be attempted.

Spread the facebook plague

HNBF site


3. MR. LITTLE JEANS IS INTERVIEWED FOR BEAT

Mr. Little Jeans's "anonymity" has been shattered and we get a closer glimpse into her random and irreverent humor. Complete with an attachment of the unremixed "Rescue Song" as well as the youtube link to "Single Ladies." Put a ring on this, please!


4. MEXICAN MACARONI AND CHEESE

You know what? It's not as horrible as it sounds. Really. Since my girlfriend is vegetarian (technically a mammaltarian, there's always room for sushi) I couldn't make my classic trademark baked chicken macaroni and cheese with Campbell's Cream of Chicken soup, I had to compromise with Campbell's Fiesta Nacho Cheese Soup. Oh God, it was the best compromise yet. Massively cheesy with the velveeta alone, the nacho soup added a soft spicy kick and best of all, it was a mere 160 calories once I calculated it on livestrong.com. I'm a fan.

Directions

Boil elbow noodles as long as needed while simultaneously dicing velveeta.
In a greased casserole dish, mix all ingredients together then place in oven 400 degrees for 45 minutes. Occasionally stir to mix cheeses together.
Serve.


5. Justin Bieber in Rolling Stone


Criticism aside, there are a little bite to the way how Vanessa Grigoriandis wrote the interview with Justin, as a standard adolescent as an adolescent is: opinionated, presumptuous, and a little over the top. Seriously, IHOP, ice skating then watching him be reprimanded by his vocal coach? Let's just say Bieber dug his own grave through a modern day version of "We're bigger than Jesus" in form of opinions of abortion and the American health care system.

The Canadian-born Bieber never plans on becoming an American citizen. "You guys are evil," he jokes. "Canada's the best country in the world....We go to the doctor and we don't need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you're broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard's baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby's premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home."
...
He isn't sure what political party he'd support if he was old enough to vote. "I'm not sure about the parties," Bieber says. "But whatever they have in Korea, that's bad." He does have a solid opinion on abortion. "I really don't believe in abortion," Bieber says. "It's like killing a baby." How about in cases of rape? "Um. Well, I think that's really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I don't know how that would be a reason. I guess I haven't been in that position, so I wouldn't be able to judge that."

I'm trying so badly to look at it all objectively without getting a little angry at Bieber's opinion, but unfortunately as a woman I just have to roll my eyes and say that's just an example why children should be seen and not heard. And those words weren't an expansion, Rolling Stone explicitly states on its site that Bieber's phrase was word-for-word.

I just find it unfortunately ironic when earlier in the article, Grigoriandis tells the background of Bieber's own mother of how she was sexually assaulted at fifteen, although an abortion or pregnancy had not come of it, you seriously have to wonder... would have the Biebs... *insert Tourette style "swag" here* have a different opinion if his mother did happen to get pregnant from her sexual assaults? We can either call this great journalism portraying how today's youth is heavily inconsiderate or asking a teenager about his current event opinions and show how little today's teenagers really care.

Either way, thank you Grigoriandis, for putting this fire under my ass.


6. OZZY DOES ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY

Dr. Ozzy Osbourne answers sex and relationships questions now! And in lieu of this, when asked if a man's sex life is altered because of porn overload unable to give his wife the sex she deserves but is sure that his twig and berries has suffered from porn... Ozzy reprimands the questioner with this statement that made me want to get up from my seat in the coffee house with a hallelujah. "Women didn't stop getting pregnant when the internet was invented."

7. LYKKE LI'S "LOVE OUT OF LUST"

Lykke Li always aims to please with the smallish audience that knows she exists. As a love child between Lady Gaga (although Lykke precedes the Lady) and Yoko Ono and maybe a little of Bjork's ovary, she makes odd music quirky and actually likable. Wounded Rhymes is going to be out on March 1st, and last Friday stereogum issued another tease from Miss Li, "Love out of Lust" makes neo-medieval music become ear candy.




8. CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE FROM AMES'S "THE CAFE"

Valentine's Weekend I was in Ames for a wonderful four days with my girlfriend, who decided after seeing her on stage for the first time in the Vagina Monologues Thursday night, she took me out on a romantic date at her favorite place, The Cafe. There, I met her.... her... HER! Her name was Chocolate Truffle Cheesecake, and it was love at first lick. Sweet and cheesy, chocolaty and rich, she was a foodie's dream... wet dream. So what could my lovely lady (oh yeah her...) possibly do this weekend to make it more perfect after not seeing her for about a week? Oh I don't know, bring me a slice? It was love all over again on a rainy Sunday afternoon, ABBA therapy through the movie Mamma Mia (which I will be writing on soon) and slow fluid fork penetration into the cheesecake to my mouth. It was heaven all over again and I almost forgot about the wonderful happiness I get with my girlfriend. And it's fine by her that I'm cheating on her with what we have nicknamed "the sex cheesecake."

9. LAUREN ZIZES


We all know of my love to hate stance on Glee, maybe it's a bit unorthodox after my last post, but after last week's Puck/Lauren storyline, it had made me love Miss Lauren Zizes (ZY-ZEES) even more. When we first saw her in the first season, she was the pure stereotype of "that fat chick" in high school, constant candy references, showing the multi-political themes of childhood obesity, consumer generation, etc etc. It sickened me.

But after Murphy finally broke through the stereotypes by season 2 and showing not only is Zizes a plus-size girl with a pension for junk food, but the fact she has a bigger-than-life attitude towards men, especially Puck, and for being a female wrestler. She demands for Puck to impress her, make her feel like not only a bigger woman which he actually enjoys but to prove to her that he enjoys other aspects of her. Feminine empowerment for the win! I was the "that fat chick" in high school as well, but I only wish I had someone like Zizes to make it look cool back then, before Mika wailed in libretto, "Big Girl, you are beautiful."

Despite the feminine empowerment, I would like for Fink herself, if it effects her health, to lose weight. Maybe I was a little put off at first at her appearance, I can't wait to hear her voice more as her first solo last week "I Know What Boys Like" was mediocre at most, but Ashley Fink, a singer and dancer, has a lot more in the back of her pocket instead of a Snickers bar, so let's see it already!!
Now, I know that that phrase is one of the most disliked and presumptuous sentences ever: "you have never heard before" but to me, this phrase excites me, gives me a voguegasm (yeah, I just went there, ha!) and makes me happy to the point I just want to share the word of the next musical projects because as far as I know from all the music blogs I creep around (Stereogum, Aurgasm, We Are Hunted, Tuneglue) these people are barely noticed. So this is the musical word according to B.

Mr. Little Jeans


Mr. Little Jeans is an enigma... a wonderful electronic-licked enigma that will be broken out of her unknownness thanks to the Honda CR-V Superbowl commercial with her RAC remixed version of "Rescue Me." Otherwise known as Monica Bierkenes with a stage name as an homage to "that Indian guy from Rushmore," Monica has a gift with hooks, happy cheery melodies and even seems to emulate Emily Haines (Metric) AND Allison Goldfrapp in a singular song (Faking Gold). And, anyone who does a note-worthy ironic cover of Beyonce (Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) is always a plus in my book.





Mr. Little Jeans's Twitter
Mr. Little Jean's Facebook




Mixtapes and Meltdowns

To one blogspotter to another, I must give a shout out to Ms. Laurie Stark, who through my love of Muchuu I was introduced to on my lastfm. And thank God I found her, her voice is perfect for a mellow rainy day. Best thing ever, she just put a new song on her blogger today! And a good majority of her music is free to download on lastfm... squeak!

Mixtapes and Meltdowns Blogspot

Mixtapes and Meltdowns Lastfm




iamamiwhoami


Continuing the enigmatic conundrumatic (just go with it) music projects of weird and wonderful ladies, iamamiwhoami for awhile there no one even knew who the woman was but speculations were finally concluded from Swedish songstress, Jonna Lee with a theatrical media fetish. This project may have been out for only a year but Jonna Lee has my eyes and ears in a choke-hold ever since I first watched the "T" video in its graceful artistic manner of paganism. Don't let that scare you off, it's the good kind of nature-centered paganism. Some of the songs in her youtube channel are merely teasers of a future album that has yet to come out. I do love a tease.



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Austra


For a few months I really thought Katie Stelmanis fell off the face of the earth, with her great videos of "Natural Woman," "Believe Me" and even the animated "Join Us" as a back up for my fix of her chocolaty voice, until I got my newest edition of Bust. Lo and behold there she was in an album review for a new musical project called "Austra" with a new EP, The Beat and the Pulse, fresh out of Stelmanis's native Canada. Katie's voice is still as strong yet smooth complimenting the dark-wave electro so much so you can smell and taste the moshing sweatiness on your tongue. I foresee "Young and Gay" being a new song on DJ's playlists in every gay club by August if not sooner. Make this happen!





Austra's Twitter


Muchuu


Brother and Sister pairing Muchuu (Moo-chew) is like one-half equivalent of a musical mixed drink and the other half happy-danceable electro. We are starting to see a pattern here. George and Milky effortlessly make a cocktail out of the score of Amelie with Bat for Lashes's "Daniel" as well as other mixings, but, I have to say, that is the best cover I've ever heard of Natasha's beautiful lyrics. But that is besides the point, all of their songs are wonderful with George's musical skills and Milky's lyrics, as she writes in "Somebody Tell Me," "Sweet escapism, digital day/Shut the curtains, it’s time to drift/Red balloon into the sky we lift" creating truly an anthem for Generation Y. Thank you.





George and Milky's site


ALL CAPS


Kristina Horner and Luke Conrad are GEEKS, I tell you GEEKS. And damned proud of it. Luke writes lyrics of being immersed in World of Warcraft, robot love, and love odes to his girlfriend, Horner, who graciously accepts. But she's not passive on her geekery, taking helm of the acting in their indieful famous videos such as the gleetastic "Slushie in the Face" as Quinn Fabray. Luke, more known for his odes to Harry Potter in his band, Ministry of Magic, always takes time for all three projects including solo pursuits, so I heavily encourage to not only check out the ALL CAPS youtube page, but also their own individual channels. You won't regret it.



ALL CAPS BAND twitter


Soda Fountain Rag


I. Love. Twee. Seriously. But I thought after the 90s twee was dead, until Norge twee-tress Ragnhild Hogstad Jordahl proved me wrong. It was love at first "go play in the traffic," which I would willingly do to see Jordahl live. Short but sweet full of bubblegum snarky depth (are philosophers really lonely? let us ponder this) the Bergren native knows good candy-coated melodies and lyrics when she hears it. You have my undying love.





Ragnhild's Twitter


Soap&Skin


Full of Bjork experimental angst and beauty, Austrian beauty Anja Plaschg at only 20 years old, composes instrumentals and lyrics like an old soul from another world, giving honor to both the Icelandic Bjork but as well Nico and Cat Powers among others. Her lyrics are soft and fragile as her voice yet the context is much deeper. "Bury me under ice/Smother me under the ice/And snow" she sings gently against an even gentler piano accompaniment. This is what heaven sounds like.





Soap&Skin's Website

This is from a really old blog I used to have that never got off the ground but this is possibly one of the best things I have ever written after many nights watching countless hallmark and we marathons of Golden Girls. And I am NOT afraid to admit this! What have you learned from those ladies?
And by current "o-gasms" I mean obsessions that are so good they... well you have the idea. Websites that are permanently ingrained on my finely tuned multi-lined firefox bookmark tab.

  • Every morning I need a little lesson in gratitude so I immediately need to deflect that on Leah Dieterich to guide me in what I should be grateful for. So I suppose this morning I also feel grateful for earplugs. "Dear Leah, thank you thank you thank you!"
  • After feeling good about earplugs, I need my daily writer humor that makes me feel good of my own writer's rejection and artist angst. Bo's Cafe Life always makes me feel better about myself as well.
  • Now for shameless fun, the two web comics that I am obsessed with! Lela Lee makes me happy with cartoon little girls with attitude problems. That being said, I first fell in love with Kim, the angry Asian little girl at one of my favorite local spots in town seeing this bag. Oui, it's love.
  • Once I spent three hours once I found Kimono's Townhouse reading almost a year's worth of ifs comic, I can honestly say that Dava Butler is my hero! Being I am associated with many gamers I actually understand about 50 % of these comics and the other 50 % dealing with Minty sliding around in socks because I swear my girlfriend is Minty in human form in that repect. Not kidding. Yes it's ponies, who cares?
  • 3 words: When. Parents. Text. enough said. And I've been waiting for my parents to send me half-assed texts just so I can submit! I really have to sending my mother emails about this site, she may catch on.
And I'm always looking for more sites to be obsessed with. Other sites that don't need any introduction is Stereogum and Sex and the Austen Girl which I do need to catch up on.


** You may ask, why should I listen to you? Well, I have great taste and I come from a family of persauders... fo shiz... my brother made Neil Diamond cool for early 20something boys in my hometown. We have secret powers **