1. Love Can Damage Your Health - Telepopmusik
  2. I Drive Alone - Esthero
  3. Desire - Tricky feat. Costanza
  4. Comatose - Cinephile
  5. Baby, I’m a Fool - Melody Gardot
  6. Lioness - Sarah Fimm
  7. Window Shopping - To Kill a Petty Bourgeois
  8. Swamp - Telepopmusik
  9. Teardrop - Portishead and Massive Attack
  10. In the Stream - S. Carey
  11. Mathematics - Telepopmusik
  12. Sweet Allure - Balligomigo
  13. The Magic Place - Julianna Barwick
  14. Spooky (Dusty Springfield Cover) - Imogen Heap
  15. Picturebook (Scene 2) - Cinephile
  16. Smile - Telepopmusik
  17. There Will be Stars - Josefine Lindstrad
  18. Les Etoiles - Melody Gardot
  19. Lazy Rebel - Costanza
  20. Beauty - Tryad
  21. Across the Universe (Beatles Cover) (Vocal & Harp Remix) - Aine Minogue
  22. Trouble - Hope Sandoval and the Warm Inventions
  23. At Your Best (You Are Loved) - El Perro del Mar
  24. Orchids - Sarah Fimm
  25. Awakening - Sasha Lazard
  26. Close - Telepopmusik
  27. Me and Rose - Maple Bee
  28. La Bambola (Patty Bravo Cover) - Sara Lov
  29. Medusa - Cinephile
  30. Swimming Pool - Freezepop
  31. Meet You At the Moon - Imelda May 

Well, here are my summer rules and since I neglect to take pictures of my nails (which I totally should), I must recommend shimmery light glitter polishes for summer... I feel so Musings from Manhattan! Speaking of you, MfM, I miss your face... er nails...

Patterns Make the World Go Round... Specifically Polka Dots...




Because polka dots are a girl's best friend with the multiple ways of wearing them, but lately I found the majesty of pairing them with my essential red jeans that finally feel good and broken in; and really comfortable sandals always work... but back to polka dots, showing off both worlds as the black and white top (although a little snug with a thin fabric and a cinched in hem that doesn't help the figure much) is from Ragstock for $5 in the Recycle Area (aka. my God) and the white with blue dots from Revival for $8. I find no sin in even accessorizing with polka dots and red jeans with lighter girly colors like the baby yellow head band (Silver Spider, $1 Table) and this super badass pink skull cuff from local artist Kim Sun Designs for 10 bucks at the local arts fest..





The Essential Summer Pattern: Flowers, Flowers, Flowers!


Whether retro like my adorable Prime Time brand pink with blue roses or my latest flowery and my latest Cheri flower dress (magically structured with a corset-like waist and pleats with pockets) (Revival, $12 during a 20 % off sale) (did I mention... WITH POCKETS!?) which is long enough to go bare-legged but not bare-thigh because some girls need to keep shit in. That is my cross to bear but it leaves opportunity for black leggings to go with the most COMFORTABLE T-SHIRT EVER! (Revival, $6)

And Rockstar to Usher in Fall

Because what is more badass than a $10 dollar t-shirt from Nylon to commemorate their 13th anniversary designed by  Nylon's art director and a $6 black skirt from Revival that can be removed with one short zip? Awesome. And of course what can be more cool both weather-wise and bad ass than black and white stripes? I'm so ready for fall... and to go shopping on this week's impending paycheck.

I'm starting to think there should be a difference between a hot spot vspot and a meow-spot vspot... discuss.

Les Miserables Musical Teaser


Not a trailer, oh no, but we are granted with a TEASER of Anne Hathaway singing the immaculate "I Dreamed a Dream" with all the heartbreak and poverty in her voice -- so... it must suck to be Susan Boyle right now because this teaser owns! (This came out just a few days AFTER I featured my happiness over this movie in "Get Excited!: Movies to Look Forward To.")

*happy thud*



Good News, Esthero is Still Awesome!

Esthero: the Goddess that has blessed my Itunes with the snarky "Wikked Li'l Girls," the whimsical duet with Sean Lennon in "Everyday is a Holiday With You" and the anthemic "We R in Need of a Musical Revolution" (and maybe the song that I discovered her with on the L Word, but I'm still pretending I never watched it) -- well, happy happy news, after 7 years of cooling her heels, Esthero is back making catchy-as-fuck ditties and being wonderfully dirty simultaneously. Love her! Look for album "Everything is Expensive" in forthcoming months!



Fortune Feimster Fills in For Chelsea Lately


Typically, I have little tolerance for lesbian stereotype anything, including "lesbian" comediennes for the fear of capitalizing on those same stereotypes that we are being made fun of but... oh hell... this was the best Chelsea Lately "cold opening" EVER as Chelsea was recovering from knee surgery. I love watching Fortune make fun of her body and doing the dancing and the best part for me? "LOOK ME IN THE EYE! LOOK. ME. IN. THE. EYE!"










Oh... Hey Mika!

The best comeback this year so far... well next to Sharon van Etten... or more? While I fight that debate in my head, check this shit out and you will die happy! Well, before you die of shock that "The Origin of Love" comes out sometime this year. But it surprises me that there are only heterosexual couples in this video when Mika is super-bisexual and super-tolerant. What gives?



So what am I doing on "National BBQ Day" that salutes our soldiers for mindless genocide on another country? Sitting in a unshowered state and in my pajamas making this blog of course! Pass a Mike's hard lemonade please and turn on The Ultimate Summer Playlist.

It's About Time Dressy Bessy!

What's bright technicolor with sunglasses, bitching guitars and a babydoll dress singing about Alice in Wonderland? Um, no one but Tammy Ealom, lead singer of Dressy Bessy, who just this past week released Summer Singles Volume 1 (Radio) featuring acoustic and perky sounds of "Hey Alice!" and "Little Pieces" as well as a video for the prior song. And just so you know, "Hey Alice" has gone into my summer music canon. 


Stream "What We Saw from the Cheap Seats"

Fans rejoiced and some major reviewing magazines scrunched up their noses in a "really?" as if Spektor didn't have enough B sides so the aptly named "What We Saw from the Cheap Seats" is a perfect album. name, although it would have been well-suited for a two disc album filled with her live songs finally produced in the studio as some of my personal favorites "Baby Jesus," "Raindrops," and "Loveology" have never been released in the studio. Spektor, if you're reading this... make this happen! But as for one of the years top 100 albums? Well, judge for yourself at NPR's First Listen.




Whatever Happened to Messina High?

In the home-stretch of post production, Messina High or the "10 Things I Hate About You" of "Much Ado About Nothing," just fancied up their website with what to expect for the look of the film. There are still unknowns in the film which, like I said in the Aural V-Spot Memorial Day Vspot (I swear, sheer coincidence) but I think this is something to look forward to other than their lack of spell check to Buissness  from business. But, they got stills! And pictures! But still nothing too specific. 

Alexis Krauss's Sexy Self in Demons Concert Video

I really think there's nothing else to say to introduce this video. Nothing.


The Continuing Story of The Future of What

The last time we heard from Blair and the boys, they were forming The Future of What and hanging out in the record studio creating magic, or rather, Moonstruck EP which will be coming June 26. If you need a sampling or proof of this, grab a free download of their song "I Wait For You" at rcrdlbl.com because it's worth the download.







Always Summer Camp

If the Chinese had a special new year for this summer specifically, it would be "The Year of the Summer-Named Musical Duos" while Beach House and Best Coast's new albums "Bloom" and "The Only Place" is blowing indie and college radios into kibble, but Summer Camp already had their gigantic summery album with "Welcome to Cordale" so what more could they possibly do? Well, with Always EP they have a sound all their own with a little Beach House fuzziness and a whole lotta electro. Listen for yourself.


For me, summer is that time of year to hibernate in libraries, coffee houses, and grocery stores (sorry farmer's markets) for heat makes the hot-blooded Irish and German genetics flush my face bright red, insects biting at my arms so -- I distract myself. Here's some wonderful cinematic distractions to look forward to!


Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
Limited Release
Directed by:  Wes Anderson 
Starring Kara Hayward, Bill Murray, Frances McDormand

While this has been out since May, but only in limited release, it shows the beauty of up-and-comer Kara Hayward who falls in love with Sam (Jared Gilman) in 1960s New England which prompts the town she runs away from to go searching for the young lovers when realizing their own small town world is being turned upside down. So of course, being an Andersen film, it is stocked full of his go-to actors (Murray, and Schwartzmann) but recruits more almost has-been in Bruce Willis and Harvey Keitel and Goddess only knows what the legends (McDormand, Swinton, Norton) could be up to... but it's an Andersen film, it could go either way but it'll be one quirky trip.




Electrick Children (2012) 
July 27, 2012
Directed By: Rebecca Thomas
Starring: Julia Garner, Rory Culkin, Billy Zane


Essentially, Electrick Children is the Mormon answer to Saved! Except, there's no attempting to convert a very gay and cute Chad Faust except being "impregnated by music" or so 15-year old Mormon Rachel (Garner) believes since she -- naturally -- believes in immaculate conception. Hey, if Rory Culkin could be my baby Daddy, the movie would end right there but it looks like things may not be like they seem.






Oh le drool... oh Hugh...
Les Miserables (2012)
(December 2012)
Directed by: Tom Hooper
Starring: Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried, Helena Bonham Carter, Sacha Baron-Cohen

To imagine any singing moment between Anne Hathaway and Amanda Seyfried immediately tickles my musical girly spots, so to know that this hugely gossiped about production is just wrapping to be released THIS DECEMBER excites me more than you can believe. As I am more familiar with the book, I look forward to seeing both of my favorite Gen Y ladies in this movie but I will remain critical about Helena Bonham Carter. Miranda Richardson wasn't available? But, expect a trailer at the beginning of Snow White and the Huntsman!

Greetings From Tim Buckley (2012)
(TBA)
Directed By: Daniel Algrant
Starring Ben Rosenfield, Imogen Poots, Kate Nash, Norbert Leo Butz

With a rock-star cast including Kate Nash (Kate Nash???!!) and broadway legend Norbert Leo Butz, it's only proper to highlight on the lesser known but oh so rock n roll Buckleys in this bio pic, Penn Badgley who plays Jeff, whose 1991 tribute concert at St. Ann's Church in New York City causes Tim, played by Ben Rosenfield, to go through all the stages of grief of being abandoned as a young child resulting in a career-making performance. (Kate Nash??)


What Maisie Knew (2012)
(TBA)

Original Story by Henry James

Directed By: Scott McGehee
Starring: Alexander Skarsgaard, Julianne Moore, Joanna Vanderham


Based on the brilliant writing of Henry James, What Maisie Knew shows a parental rivalry and divorce through the eyes of seven year old Maisie played by new comer Onata Aprile. Unlike Henry James though, this takes place in modern day New York City.

The Knot (2013)
January 2013
Directed By: Jesse Lawrence
Starring: Mena Suvari, Susannah Fielding, Tallulah Riley


In one sentence, The Knot is basically Bridesmaids meets bawdy humor of The Hangover meets Mena Suvari's sexy sexy self. Alexandra (Riley) and Jeremy (Matthew McNulty) are getting married, essentially soul mates but the best man (Noel Clarke) is insistent for the wedding to never happen as chaos ensues, including a delivery of pig testicles (or as Little Britain says test-eh-clays) 


Romeo & Juliet (2013)
February 2013



Directed By: Carlo Carlei
Starring: Stellan Skarsgaard, Paul Giamatti, Hailee Steinfeld, Douglas Booth


So until February 13, everyone will be having the great debate out of the thousand different adaptations if it is well needed to have a new adaptation. For Baz Luhrmann, it was the all to end all adaptations, delving into something experimental so why not have something that's postmodern yet getting really historically accurate? Or at least that's my thoughts on Carlo Carlei's version, the pictures I have seen in Entertainment Weekly a few weeks ago actually looks really promising -- they are actually teenagers! it's actually filmed in Italy! they might have accents! Those three factors might have you change your mind; time will tell.



(Esther Williams Swimwear modcloth $90) from Glamour Magazine


(Asos Bandeau Dress with Bell Skirt in Cupcake Print, 40.38 from Nylon Magazine)

Dear Glamour, if you're so concerned with weight stereotype (The Secret Way People Judge You) then why don't you help out the cause a little by covering larger women's lifestyles? And you do realize some people really don't care about being judged -- some can laugh it off it's not all out discrimination.

(Conti'd) It's a fixed study when you're giving black and white terms to show how shallow the human race really is.

Not everyone fits into your three standards of body size -- no matter how progressive you are with a pro-plus agenda 

"Health Insight" truly insults my intelligence. I ate far more than she did and worked out without one complaint when I was losing my weight!

Convincing me to DOWNLOAD Regina Spektor's new album (obsessed!/it's on) Bitch please I'm buying the CD.

Making Katharine McPhee's face look lie a Barbie! Retouch much?


What They Did Right

  • Making Me Mist Over (My Father Really Was Superman)
  • Asking adult film stars on sex, they would know from trial and error versus the scientific stuff (...that's what sex is all about, right?)





Hearts in the Air - Eric Saade feat. J-Son



I'm Shakin' (Rudolph Toomb's Cover) - Jack White


Primadonna - Marina and the Diamonds


It's a Mans Mans Mans World (James Brown Cover) - Juliet Simms from "The Voice"



Time for Tea - Emilie Autumn


No Light, No Light (Mtv Unplugged) - Florence and the Machine 


Krokodil - St. Vincent


Hello - Martin Solveig feat. Dragonette


Demons - Sleigh Bells


Hip Eponymous Poor Boy - Jack White


You Could Have It (So Much Better Without Me) - Miss Li


Hungry Like the Wolf/Rio (Duran Duran Mash-Up) - Darren Criss and Matt Bomer from "Glee"


Touch Me - Katharine McPhee from "Smash"



Hating all over Katy Perry’s barrel bangs… (you know if you wrote that in the ‘40s housewives would have burned y’all at the stake)

I don’t care how humorously you use the word “lesbian,” Barney Stinson, but that is not cool to put into a woman-centered magazine which “lesbians” (whatever that means nowadays) may or may not read to describe a man as in terms of emotions. (I still love *you* NPH, just not your character) [What Men Think]

The whole contradicting article of “30 Things Every Woman Should Have and Should Know by the Time She’s 30” (Whatever happened to live each day to its fullest and act as young as you feel and not agonize over a pop-cultural psychological need to act ones year number?)

Lisa Ling’s #10 on “30 Things…” “That your childhood may not have been perfect, but it’s over.” (Would you like to tell childhood abuse victims that?)

Isn’t it a little counterproductive to have only ONE “do” on the whole page of “The Do’s and Don’ts of Summer Cover-Ups”?

What they did right
  • The New Girl douche-bag jar as the best prop on TV
  • Everything about Kelly Osbourne’s “My Dos and Don’ts of BodyConfidence(every woman should read this since she is a girl’s best friend)
  • This (Esther Williams Swimwear modcloth $90) --> (seriously, someone get me this suit!)
  • Untouched amateur Pictures in “Swimsuit Special” -- now why can’t they do that with celebrities?