Showing posts with label Actors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Actors. Show all posts
All the "N.P.H."

Pretty much all of this. All. Of. This.

" "American Sniper" alone is responsible for over $300 million of that. So congratulations to them. To put that in perspective, everyone on this side of the theater  is the 7 other nominees and American Sniper is Oprah."

"Tonight on this stage we have come together to celebrate and hopefully fall in love with moving pictures all over again. OK, maybe not "Smurfs 2.""

"An actor [Channing Tatum] who is as appealing playing a male stripper as he is playing a wrestler in a onesie. He's the real deal, pants down. Hands down. Did I say pants? I meant pants. "

[on Dana Perry's pom pom dress] 
"I like that dress, it takes a lot of balls to wear a dress like that."

[After coming on stage in his underwear via "Birdman"]
"After that last entrance, I am a changed man"

"In "A Million and One Ways How to Die in the West," I pooped in a hat."

"Benedict Cumberbatch is not only the best name in show business, it's also the response when you ask John Travolta to pronounce Ben Affleck."

"The original title for "Gone Girl" was "Bitches Be Trippin', Yo!"

The Best Moments


"To every woman who gave birth, to every citizen and taxpayer, it’s our time to have wage equality once and for all and equal rights for women of the United States of America!" - Patricia Arquette

and Meryl's response....

[Describing five actresses in Best Supporting Role as four actresses and...] "In accordance to California state law, Meryl Streep" - Jared Leto




[on "Birdman" director, Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu] 
"Who gave this son of a bitch a green card?" - Sean Penn

The Best Wins

Best Supporting Actor: 
J.K Simmons (Whiplash)

Best Foreign Language Film: 
Ida [Poland]

Best Supporting Actress: 
Patricia Arquette (Boyhood)

Best Actor in a Leading Role: 
Eddie Redmayne (Theory of Everything)

Best Actress in a Leading Role: 
Julianne Moore (Still Alice)

The Best Tweets

After that Sound of Music/Julie Andrews moment, I think I need to go lie down. in the fetal position.

If Jared Leto doesn't walk away from this Oscars with a Garnier Fructis commercial then life has failed him.

Um... is Completely Unarguably Nailing it. Sorry. I know I supposed to be snarky, But that's what's happening

Julie Andrews: the only human being that can nail the correct pronunciation of Budapest.

. has a switch on the small of his neck. It goes to "Likable" or "More Likable."

Idris is so goddamned handsome. Did I just Tweet that? I dunno. Fuck you. Shut up.

When a director/producer just needs someone 2 shake their head sarcastically 2 the camera, do they immediately think Questlove?

I love that all of Hollywood laughed when Patricia Arquette mentioned taxes.

Those two empty seats next to Leto are for me and our shared-custody cat, Noodles.

Maybe the doormen have some off stage water bottles to take care of their business during commercial breaks?

Chloe Grace Moretz has on a dress with pockets. That's how millennials roll.

The would have crushed that opening number

Where's the Oscar for John Travoltas wig?

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The Serious

So it was yet another award show where celebrity bodies of work override the French terrorist acts and world-wide violence that will never end where older white men won for behind the scenes work for movies typically about older white men with not much sensitivity towards women or minors. Oh, that's the Oscars, not the Golden Globes. Where the Oscars are much more stiff-upper-lip about the type of roles they award (veteran actors and biopics), the Golden Globes are like a karaoke contest in a bar with a comedian emcee. The drinks flowed and Hollywood was actually at its most awkwardly charming if not humbled of what the Hollywood Foreign Press chose to award.


This year culture continues to be intermingled with hot-button topics (rape, LGBT, civil rights) and the actors who portray these. Joanne Froggatt, the first winner of the night for her supporting character Anna Bates in "Downton Abbey", started off the night with a moving acceptance speech. Last season on the British TV show, the wife of the debonair Bates was raped by a visiting valet and her acting was well awarded. "After this story line aired, I received a small number of letters from survivors of rape. And one woman summed up the thoughts of many by saying she wasn't sure why she'd written, but she felt in some way she wanted to be heard. And I'd like to say I heard you and I hope saying this so publicly means in some way you feel the world hears you."

For the first time in Golden Globes history, and there were a few tonight, an Amazon-produced TV show "Transparent" won not only Best TV Series, Musical and Comedy but good old George Bluth Sr., Jeffrey Tambor, won for Best Actor. Why is this important? Well, not only is it produced by a website, following the success of the Netflix-produced "Orange is the New Black", but it is an autobiographical show about a family dealing with who they have known as their father and husband begins her transition into womanhood later in life. In the wake of Leelah Alcorn (which creator Jill Soloway dedicated the Best TV Series, Comedy or Musical award to), this win only helps the continuing visibility that transgenders have not had, since, well, the dawn of time. Tambor in his acceptance speech continues "I dedicate this award and my role to the transgender community. Thank you for letting us being a part of the change."



More hot button issues being paralleled in film were honored tonight includes Eddie Redmayne portraying Stephen Hawking in his descent (or ascent?) into ALS who won for Best Actor - Drama, Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television winner Matt Bomer won for "The Normal Heart" as a gay man plagued with AIDS, first time winner Gina Rodriguez won Best Acress in a TV Series, Comedy or Musical for her portrayal of a to-be teenaged mother in "Jane the Virgin", Julianne Moore won for Still Alice where she plays a woman who loses her ability to speak. The movie "Boyhood", not only a cinematic masterpiece of having been filmed over 12 years, won Best Movie, Best Director AND Best Supporting Actress for Patriica Arquette as a woman going through a divorce. Maggie Gylenhaal even won Best Actress in a TV Movie or Mini Series for "The Honourable Woman" as a business woman who attempts reconciliation between the Israelis and Palestinians.

Favorite Sound Bytes

"Wes Anderson is here for "The Grand Budapest Hotel", per usual Wes got here on a bicycle made of antique tuba parts." - Amy Poehler

"And she [Oprah] has put a cranberry candle underneath all of your seats." - Tina Fey

Jennifer Lopez: (opening envelope) "I got the nails."
Jeremy Renner: "You got the nails... and the globes."

"Famous people are above the law, just as it should be." - Ricky Gervais

"Thank you for hugging me, I hope your DNA rubbed off onto me." - Patricia Arquette to Meryl Streep

(When honoring George Clooney with the Cecil B. DeMille Award)
Don Cheadle: "After all, I was in Oceans 11, 12, and 13 with him."
Julianna Marguiles: "Who hasn't?"
....
Julianna Marguiles: "I kissed him."
Don Cheadle: "Who hasn't?"

"This is just the beginning of my revenge." - Kevin Spacey winning for Best Actor, TV Drama

Anna Faris: "We are a mixed couple, I'm CBS, Chris is NBC."
Chris Pratt: "And we'll raise our kids like HBO."

(Making fun of the movie "Cake")
Amy Poehler: "We have to explain to everyone in the room. It's like a fluffy dessert that people eat on their birthday."
Tina Fey: "And birthdays are a thing that people celebrate when they admit they have aged."

**Best Line of the Night**

"But the movie "Selma" is about the American civil rights movement that totally worked and now everything's fine." - Tina Fey




Wins

Best Supporting Actor: J.K. Simmons (Whiplash)

Best Mini-Series or TV Movie: Fargo

Best Actor in a Mini-Series or TV Movie: Billy Bob Thornton (Fargo)

Best Actress in a Comedy or Musical: Amy Adams (Big Eyes)

Best Animated Film How to Train Your Dragon 2

Best Screenplay: Birdman

Best TV Drama: The Affair

Best Actress - TV Drama: Ruth Wilson (The Affair)
Best Actor, Movie or Comedy:Michael Keaton (Birdman)

Best Comedy or Musical: The Grand Budapest Hotel

Best Tweets of the Night

. They should put in the balcony like those dudes on the Muppets & leave their mics on.
 


Little known fact: Matt Bomer is literally carved out of marble by Zeus himself. If you look into his eyes, you'll see forever


Did Prince just hover across the stage? If he evaporated into thin air after giving the award, who would be surprised? No ONE.

Wish Tina Fey and Amy Poehler would host game night at my house but they won't respond to my evite. :-(

Prince is the most beautiful woman at the Globes.

Seriously, did Cosby find and now they're doped up and won't come back??