Showing posts with label Norway. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Norway. Show all posts
They all are pretty in a hipster-kind of way

One of the few bands next to The Velvet Underground to feature a female artist (Linnea Dale) and have it not suck! 

There aren't that many songs you can "Penny Lane-twirl" to. (Almost Famous reference)

You can totally sing half their catalog to someone you really like, "But sometimes I need somebody to make me feel alright..." "I see those jeans getting out of control..." "This must be another fairy tale..."


Best music to play while getting ready for a date.

They can be like your personal Yoda with "Get Up" or "No More Movies."

Because there is literally no one else that has their sound or charm (Believe me, I looked)

Neon jeans and ties. End of Discussion.


They can be both peppy ("Signals") and delightfully poignant with electropop beats that only pulsates a particular way in Norway. (And as for the article on Scandipop, yeah Annie and Margaret Berger, get on it!) But that's besides the point, because Eva and the Heartmaker has a new single, a new video, and more songs coming out in the near future. Oh yeah, and more videos featuring Eva Weel Skram. I approve of that.










Lately all I can do for these lists is to title what sweet I'm eating at the exact moment so while I'm in the high of a vegan chocolate cupcake with peanut butter icing, this is what I have to offer the world -- but no, you may not have my cupcake! Mine!

Secret Life of Walter Mitty Ben Stiller Style

We all read it in high school, disillusioned man goes completely Tom Ewell in Seven Year Itch in his daydreams but instead of stress-inducing anxiety (Since Seven Year Itch was a huge headache when Marilyn wasn't in the scene) we have WW2 delusions where Mitty is the hero instead of a victim (hmm, Wilder may have been influenced by this short story...) but why tamper with Danny Kaye's performance in the 40s film version? Because this is Hollywood, and Hollywood likes to fuck up good adaptations case in point, the latest news as of early this month with Ben Stiller possibly playing Mitty. In a modern world, the movie would be degraded into every other movie Stiller has played as a loser-incarnate. (You do realize his two shining moments was The Royal Tennanbaums and Heavyweights? I love that movie...) so why mess with it? Ugh! 

While we're on the topic of movies based around WW2, I have a good question I always ask: what would have happened if Germany was still the top grossing movie nation like it used to be in the 20s without WW2 happening... would Germany be the Hollywood of today and mainstream movies wouldn't suck? Food for thought...

Get To Know Their Face


Dwindling in my Vspot Bookmark folder for so many weeks I cannot remember the source of the blog or the magazine, but someone in this world posted their soundcloud to which I support this with my face melted in a total Le Kid kind of way. This is pop music at its finest with some pretty gorgeous British women -- a fair trade.


"Turn Me On Dammit"


From beautiful British women to my favorite female ethnicity... country... whatever you want to call it, Norway has god a whole lot more sexual and we all know I'm approving this with mouth agape and eyes bulging with happiness. Thank you, Nylon Magazine! In an article that features the lead of Helene Bergsholm as Alma, a hormonal 15 year old living vicariously in her fantasies in school and at her part time job while in that high school hope "the cute boy," Artur (Mathias [Mah-tea-es] Myren) will notice. Oh he will notice her, and while the results are sad, this is the grittiest we will ever see adolescence outside of the U.S. that doesn't involve bullying. I haven't even seen a trailer but already my heart has this movie as a special place and NOT because of hot Norwegian girls masturbating (although it's a perk!) but because after watching Sweden's "Show Me Love" it's an indication that the Scandinavians know how to film adolescence in their movies instead of sticking to the similar plot and stereotypes in Hollywood teenage chick flicks.  


Uma Thurman joins Smash!! 


For the third Vspot list in a row, Smash truly has a wonderful place in my heart despite cashing in on some of the mythical Marilyn versus the Marilyn I see in my mind, although I call her Norma Jeane. (If you want to watch a great Marilyn with dramatic potential movie, watch Don't Bother to Knock, your mind shall be blown into kibble!) But moving on from her and into the TV show that pays wonderful  homage to her, there's another blond in town. Proving she has the dancing and singing chops in the musical movie version of "The Producers" Uma Thurman is coming to Smash as a star who dabbles with the thought of playing Marilyn. A little old for the Smash-version of Marilyn? Maybe. But this makes it harder to decide who should win the role, McPhee or Hilty. Don't ask me to choose!

Alphabeat Does Vacation


What's better than Danish pop band Alphabeat's song "Fascination" where they totally pull a Tom Green "say the word" in their bridge? A comeback, and a comeback that's so perfect with a single that sounds like it will be in summer commercials all over America if Alphabeat plays their cards right. Oddly and wonderfully put out on the first day of Spring Break, this is this spring/summer's anthem! Watch them sing this magic on the finale of Denmark's X Factor then Lil Anders duets with finalist Line on their huge hit, The Spell. Have I mentioned this performance includes women dancers as sexy flight attendances? Um, yeah.


Karen Walker Insect Dress

THIIIISSS!!! 

Once more... thank you Nylon!

Romeo and Juliet Goes Buckley


One of my best film crews next to Tim Burton's entourage thought they could top Romeo and Juliet as a guys with shaved heads and 90s punk rock and Radiohead rifts with William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet . Well I almost feel guilty to say that, Luhrmann, Bilcock (my favorite editor ON THIS EARTH!) be very careful because someone is taking over the Shakespeare tragedy on Broadway. Luhrmann loves his broadway so this may injure his theatrical little heart. 

"The Last Goodbye" is a musical treatment with Jeff Buckley tunes has been going on for two years now, but just recently cited in Nylon Magazine as Kristen Connolly's (Mona Lisa Smile) latest acting gig before starting on Joss Whedon's "The Cabin" which is also on my must-watch list. How did I not know about this and why didn't someone tell me about this 2 years ago? Off to youtube I go for clips..
If today's weather wasn't what I envisioned in my last vspot (Good Lord, I'm sounding old just talking about weather) it wouldn't have been a sign with the wonderful 30 degree flustering flurries that land on my nose and eyelashes -- if my glasses weren't shielding them, that was an incentive to blog this strange and wonderful week.

I'm writing this as I eat a vegan chocolate and peanut butter cupcake...
Peach Nail Polish isn't a Myth!!

I have cried and pleaded to the nail polish Gods (and Musings from Manhattan) for a peach nail polish to come to me and through Musings from Manhattan's email to me on their used blog polish sale that looks like it's over with that hope is nearing. Essie Spring 2012 line is going to deliver... hard. MFM continued to send me this link at another blogspot sister Scrangie which shows the latest palate that will be gracing CVS's shelves within the next month. And just happens the first polish reviewed is the peach "A Crewed Interest" which is seriously rocking my clock. Onto peach lipstick...





Pop-Up Local Quirky Stores Are Back in Business in IC

Iowa City isn't just the city of literature, it is the city of fantastic local jewelers/artists/accessory maestros and someone needs to utilize these great artists in stores and not just the scattered one-of-a-kind shops, farmer's markets and Art & Craft (or as I call it, Etsy Fair). But as of this past winter, fellow Osagian Catherine Champion created and opened the Pop-Up store called December which now will be rotated throughout the seasons -- called a different store every season. While I love love love that concept, I just think having a consistent one all year round without getting crazy thematic is good enough for me. Like, making an accessory/art Farmer's Market like store with art pieces displayed like produce. But while concept sounds odd, I'm oddly gearing up for the second project Champion has conjuring up -- with my local obsession known as Revival.

Revival and Champion will be getting together to unleash "Merci" on Iowa City, a "high end consignment shop"   according to the Press Citizen article. It caused me to do a happydance all over my living room. Currently, there is a sense of hope in the downtown area of Iowa City because of the "Good Ideas" program that the city just recently put together to get Iowa City back its quirk by 2030, hopefully the quirk will be helped by the artists -- they always come through.

Margaret Berger Collabs With Charlotte Thorstvedt

What's like von Trier's Melancholia, a little Sapphic and all around a Scandinaviangasm of the highest order? Norge Idol 2004 Runner-Up Margaret Berger is starting to show a darker side lately with her heartbroken single "In a Box" and it's B-side clubby "4.E.V.E.R.L.O.V.E" and is starting to bloom into something sexier, she keeps getting better. Arrythmia is the lost Portishead song with Model/DJ Charlotte Thorstvedt who is starting a recording career and this is so promising, I reported to facebook with this link saying I had to wipe off buckets of drool off my couch.

Maggie Smith Continues to Become Immortal

As an official Downton Abbey geek (after 4 episodes), it's hard to believe that anyone could hate Maggie Smith's character The Dowager Countess of Grantham or if Potterheads are watching in grief of the Harry Potter franchise being over.remembering Smith going all Angelina Jolie in the last chapter. Nevertheless Maggie Smith's character is becoming immortal on throw cushions and now Tumblr. When Dowager Countess Texts is probably the best thing to happen to me this week and it just happened to me today. Best one so far? 


ME: TGIF!
DOWAGER COUNTESS: TGIF?
DOWAGER COUNTESS: Turkish gentleman is f*cked?







Sleigh Bells Flip Mustard Bottles Like a Boss

This is all you need to know about Sleigh Bell's newest video for "Comeback Kid," Alexis Krauss is looking unearthly beautiful as always and Derek Miller flipping a mustard bottle into a grocery cart is just plain epic. These people can make anything look beautifully hipster.
Maybe it's the youth gardens of Sweden or the Scandinavian stereotype of being quiet and shy so the music comes from that one special place where they can truly be themselves - well - either way, Scandinavians are amazing at their musical craft, probably even better than Americans. I swear by a good handful of Scandinavian songstresses, be it Swedish, or (where a fourth of my heritage comes from) Norway, or even Denmark.

ANNIE


What can I possibly say about Ms. Strand? Six words: I love her! I love her! Going by her first name, Annie has rocked music blogs since 2005 with her debut "Anniemal" hooking together indie and intellectual lyrics with candified electronic hooks. Five years later, she still does not disappoint after the release of a single, "I Know UR Girlfriend Hates Me" then a much anticipated album just last year that shows off she's more than just another Kylie Minogue of electropop music. Songs such as "Take You Home" and "Marie Cherie" shows off her impeccable ability to create an atmospheric ambiance that lies somewhere between electro and your typical Yanni album. Have I mentioned she's the nicest woman I have ever spoken with? Add her, if you have her on the Little Bluebird named Twitter, you'll fall in love with her as much as I have.



CallMeKat

CallMeKat is something soothing and ethereal, so it seems only proper to call her Goddess or simply Katerine Ottosen. Colliding blues with lo-fi, you're never too sure if Katerine is either depressed or simply one of those happy shades of melancholy (it exists!) in her lyrics but one of my favorites, "Bug in a Web" shows off a sort of sadness and yearning. "Don't go, just stay, I put my rusty mind away..." it gets stuck in my head so often. Anyone who can make a perfect interpretation out of Britney Spears's "Toxic" immediately touches my v-spot.


The Raveonettes

There really is no introduction I can give for Sune Rose Wagner and fashion goddess Sharin Foo. Intelligent and catchy lyrics somewhere underneath one part electronic music of a layer underneath five layers of pure synth noise under another layer of rock music. It is pure perfection and yet, not for everyone, at least their noisy masterpieces such as "Aly Walk With Me," "Noisy Summer," and from the most recent album "Break Up Girls." Keep your eyes peeled for an upcoming album comprised mostly of B sides otherwise classics in the making. Other classics include "Suicide" and "Bang!"



Kate Havnevik

How to describe Kate in a nutshell would be to explain to any Grey's Anatomy fan, "You've heard her in like every episode last season." Which is so true, about eight songs exactly. Soft and dreamy with a few synths intricately injected in between the line, Kate could easily be musically Frou Frou's little sister with a piano singing her diary. Look for Kate's latest, "You" to come out sometime this year.



Robyn

I could not keep the duchess of S-Pop off of my list, it would be unimaginable to not see Robyn either in her rapping "Konichiwa Bitches" or her latest electronic LP experiments of last year that have accumulated into "Body Talk" shows off the best of her rapping skills ("Fembot" and another collaboration with Snoop Dogg on "You Should Know Better") and lyrics. Number one example? "You know when in Rome I sat down with the Romans said "We need a black pope and she better be a woman" There'll be no more celibacy even the Vatican knows not to fuck with me." But nothing is more majestic from the hit maker than her Grammy-nominated "Dancing on My Own" which has made awkward dancing look cool. But here is her latest single, "Hang With Me" upon the millions of perfect melodies this Swedish Songstress has to offer.



Katzenjammer

From pure amazing pop candy to something that belongs in an awesome underworld of bluegrassy circus music that would come out of Tim Burton if he was a musician is the crazy imaginative minds of the foursome Katzenjammer (replace the j with a y when you say it out loud). Taking their name unashamedly from a German cartoon these Norwegian ladies, Turid Jørgensen, Solveig Heilo, Marianne Sveen and Anne Marit Bergheim, primarily call themselves a folk band with their bigger hit on the other side of the Atlantic, "A Bar in Amsterdam" but it is songs such as "Demon Kitty Rag," "Le Pop," and "On The Devil's Back (Hey Ho)" they have many influences and like a good German expressionist film, they can be interpreted in a number of ways. Check out the cat guitar.




Those Dancing Days

Getting more and more popular nowadays, coming into their own sound that has become something like the female Artic Monkeys instead of their debut twee-inspired "In Our Space Hero Suits," Lisa Pyk, Rebecka Rolfart, Mimmi Evrell, Cissi Efraimsson with their lead vocalist (and the woman of my dreams) Linnea Jönsson are taking over and forcing you to like it in a dominatrix kind of way. Ahem. Anyway, their newest album "Daydreams and Nightmares" came out and even in the alternative rock, Linnea's sweet as honey voice still has never sounded better, especially in the current single on rotation, "Fuckarias."



Margaret Berger

Margaret is truly an enigma, not winning Norge Idol coming in second but gaining a whole GLBT following with her empowering songs such as "Samantha" and "Still." It's perfect pop music that America will never hear, it's another S-Pop woman singing about robots in "Robot Song" and perky Abba-hooky "Will You Remember Me Tomorrow?" Her second and most recent album, 2006's"Pretty Scary Fairy" had catapulted her into a new sound from 2004's "Chameleon" with a sharper electronic sound that could almost rival Annie. But let's not get ahead of herself.



Edit: Did more digging on Margaret and she recently put a new single, "In a Box"



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Other notables?
Frida Sundemo "Towers"
Maria Mena "You're the Only One"
Marit Bergman "No Party"
Marit Larsen "If A Song Could Get Me You"
Bertine Zetiltz "Girl Like You"