Showing posts with label Academy Awards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Academy Awards. Show all posts
All the "N.P.H."

Pretty much all of this. All. Of. This.

" "American Sniper" alone is responsible for over $300 million of that. So congratulations to them. To put that in perspective, everyone on this side of the theater  is the 7 other nominees and American Sniper is Oprah."

"Tonight on this stage we have come together to celebrate and hopefully fall in love with moving pictures all over again. OK, maybe not "Smurfs 2.""

"An actor [Channing Tatum] who is as appealing playing a male stripper as he is playing a wrestler in a onesie. He's the real deal, pants down. Hands down. Did I say pants? I meant pants. "

[on Dana Perry's pom pom dress] 
"I like that dress, it takes a lot of balls to wear a dress like that."

[After coming on stage in his underwear via "Birdman"]
"After that last entrance, I am a changed man"

"In "A Million and One Ways How to Die in the West," I pooped in a hat."

"Benedict Cumberbatch is not only the best name in show business, it's also the response when you ask John Travolta to pronounce Ben Affleck."

"The original title for "Gone Girl" was "Bitches Be Trippin', Yo!"

The Best Moments


"To every woman who gave birth, to every citizen and taxpayer, it’s our time to have wage equality once and for all and equal rights for women of the United States of America!" - Patricia Arquette

and Meryl's response....

[Describing five actresses in Best Supporting Role as four actresses and...] "In accordance to California state law, Meryl Streep" - Jared Leto




[on "Birdman" director, Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu] 
"Who gave this son of a bitch a green card?" - Sean Penn

The Best Wins

Best Supporting Actor: 
J.K Simmons (Whiplash)

Best Foreign Language Film: 
Ida [Poland]

Best Supporting Actress: 
Patricia Arquette (Boyhood)

Best Actor in a Leading Role: 
Eddie Redmayne (Theory of Everything)

Best Actress in a Leading Role: 
Julianne Moore (Still Alice)

The Best Tweets


After that Sound of Music/Julie Andrews moment, I think I need to go lie down. in the fetal position.

If Jared Leto doesn't walk away from this Oscars with a Garnier Fructis commercial then life has failed him.

 B. retweeted
 · 1 hour ago
Um... is Completely Unarguably Nailing it. Sorry. I know I supposed to be snarky, But that's what's happening

Julie Andrews: the only human being that can nail the correct pronunciation of Budapest.

. has a switch on the small of his neck. It goes to "Likable" or "More Likable."

Idris is so goddamned handsome. Did I just Tweet that? I dunno. Fuck you. Shut up.

 · 4 hours ago
When a director/producer just needs someone 2 shake their head sarcastically 2 the camera, do they immediately think Questlove?

I love that all of Hollywood laughed when Patricia Arquette mentioned taxes.

Those two empty seats next to Leto are for me and our shared-custody cat, Noodles.

Maybe the doormen have some off stage water bottles to take care of their business during commercial breaks?

Chloe Grace Moretz has on a dress with pockets. That's how millennials roll.

The would have crushed that opening number

 B. retweeted
 · 2 hours ago
Where's the Oscar for John Travoltas wig?
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My Suspicions Were Right!
Best Supporting Actor:
Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers
Club

Best Supporting Actress: Lupita Nyong'o
(12 Years a Slave)
 
Best Director: Alfonso Cuaron
Best Leading Actress: Cate Blanchett
(Blue Jasmine)
Best Lead Actor: Matthew McConaughey
 
Oh, the Moments!!!

 
Kevin Spacey's impression of Jack Lemmon: "Th-that's right."
 
Jared Leto giving his slice of pizza to his mother! D'awww
 
Everything about Jamie Fox while presenting for Best Original Score.
 
That adorable handshake between Alfonso Cuaron and Sidney Poitier


THE MUSIC!

 
(Especially at 0:50-1:80)

 
 

Best Soundbytes of the Night

"Who's the wine captain now?" - Ellen DeGeneres to Barkhad Abdi

"If you win tonight, I'll just bring you your Oscar." - Ellen DeGeneres to klutzy Jennifer Lawrence

"There's only one winner tonight, 12 Years a Slave. If you don't agree, you're a racist." - Ellen DeGeneres

"This Oscar is for everyone who ever did anything ever and struggled, struggled the struggley struggle all the strugglers have ever struggled! And we all struggies in this great human struggle!" - Jared Leto

"Can't keep a good man down. Can you Bruce, can you?!" - Jim Carrey copying Dern's role in "The Astronaut Farmer"

"I do have a few words... in my bra." - Catherine Martin winning for Best Costumes (The Great Gatsby)
 
"No matter where you're from, your dreams are valid." - Lupita Nyong'o
 
"Sit down! You're too old to be standing!" - Cate Blanchett
 
"What really sucks is for a lot of people the transformation was wisdom. For me, it was the color of my hair." - Alfonso Cuaron
 
Best Tweets of the Night
 18m
Perfect segue from Cate Blanchett to Jennifer Lawrence. Can they host the together next year?
 
 10m
Mathew MacConaughey would be my favorite instructor!
 
 2m
Yes! YES! is now an EGOT. Sadly...now I must destroy him.
 
 3m
This is my daughter's one-song Lollapalooza.
 
 2m
This Bette Midler hologram looks so real.
 
 56s
Jared Leto: doing one thing that all men want right now, grabbing J-Law's thigh.
 
 50s
"To write this song I pretended, as I do every day, that I WAS Nelson Mandela," -- Bono, probably
 
 2m
Huh. I changed wardrobe 5 times at the and people just kept eating their polenta. Oh well.  
 55m
's hat has an agenda. It all makes sense now.
 
 58m
I want to make love to the editor of this animated sequence. Oh my God, it's giving me lady wood.
 
 54m
HAHA pharell walking past JLaw and you LITERALLY see her say "omg not me" and then "okay good" as he passes I am DYING
 
 1h
The jewels on Anne Hathaway's dress just flashed "DRINK COKE" in Morse code.
 
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